Well here it is i cant tell you what a waste of a trip it was recently to mexico! Carnival cruise lines you forced me to post this on your cruise ships.
I will post it anywhere i can. Due to the fact you wont tell people of the poplular trend of robbing american tourists by the mexican police. and your policy of sweeping it under the table and doing NOTHING about it . .. .. ..thats right NOTHING! not even 5 cents off a drink! <even in peso's>! Well it all started with a wrong turn and getting lost next thing i know the police pull me over and want 500 american dollars from me or me and my gang of ruffians will be taken to the mexican jail where we will be tried for tresspassing and our boat will sail away without us.. ..oh let me discribe my fellow ruffians . .. .. ..well there is my devilish looking wife who looks remarkably like a deer in headlights holding my 9 month old son who is weilding a vicious looking baby bottle. and then worst of all my babys grandfather of 59 years old who can walk for aprox 30 seconds without a rest. My gang and i were a vicious site! well after trying to talk to the mexican police i ended up 500 AMERICAN dollars lighter and no ticket no reciept just me and my gang standing on the side of the road in our rented jeep. . ..well what to do now?
I know ill get satisfaction from the nice people on the carnival cruise lines boat the holiday! Well thats just what i did! and i was told TOOOOBAD! now go away. seems this is a common thing that happens and they will not do anything . .. ..they wont call local police they wont offer you a peso worth of discounts on anything they will only tell you sorry didnt happen on the boat goodbye! i was also told if i took a shore exscursion they could possibly acomidate my problem but since i hadent they could do nothing for me . .. ..well you see there was no one on the ship to watch part of my vicious gang . .. .. ..our leader in fact . .. .. .. ..with his baby bottle swinging he ranted about this problem for hours in the back of the cramped jeep to wich we couldnt locate a car seat in all of mexico for him either!. .. .. ..but it seems all this is my fault for not knowing . .. .. .. ..they tell you how to put on your life vest and tell you how to disembark and there is NO mistakes on tipping . .. .. ..or taking my money for tips !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was begged for money on the ship more than the leader of our terrible gang could go threw diapers! Im sure im forgetting a ton of little facts of my trip that disapointed me like baby sitting hours 10 pm to 3 am . .. .. .. ..most bars on our ship closed at about 11 so you could sit in a empty bar filled with people who got to party all day and were about to pass out on you and think about what its costing you to sit on a stool while the leader of your pitiful gang is imprisoned by camp carnival nazis! NEVER WILL I SET FOOT ON YOUR FLOATING PIRATE SHIP!
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