by US Guest » Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:18 pm
Went to Club Med Moorea a few years back. Quite a few years ago in fact. Everything was absolutely wonderful. The only bad experience was dealing with most of the french. One of my favorites was sitting down to breakfast with a french family. I sat next to the father and said "Bojoir" (sic). . He actually looked at me and turned his chair away from me while staring me in the eyes. I actually chuckled at the guy and as I was smiling at him asked if he would pass the sugar (for my coffee). . I had seen this guy speaking English earlier. This fine French specimen moved it away from me. Being an American Cowboy and all without any manners what-so-ever, a stereotype of all Americans explained to me later by another Frenchman, I got out of my seat, got between him and his wife and grabbed the sugar. While I was at it I grabbed the cream. I had my own but I figured his was better, seeing how he liked cream in his coffee too. I smiled and apoligized in spanish all the while. For some reason I happened to put both creamers just out of the poor fellow's reach. As breakfast proceeded the Frenchman poured another cup of coffee and started looking at the two creamers. He looked at me, then looked at the creamers. I watched him and smiled as he was torn between cream for his coffee and having to acknowledge my presence. I gave him an "A" for consistancy since he decided the coffee was just fine black. Me and the wife really liked this guy and for the rest of our stay we would seek him out and sit next to him whenever possible. On lounge chairs, at the bar, you name it. I even sent him a few drinks when we couldn't get together. After awhile he wouldn't even turn around to see me smiling and holding my drink up in universal salute. We actually ate several meals together all the while his "A" held up. What a trooper. I often wonder if my Dad did something in France when he was liberating the country and this guy somehow recognized my last name. My Dad only had good things to say about France and the French and was proud to have helped. Oh well.